The only two golf lessons you'll ever need Part II

Posted on July 26th, 2010 in Golf Articles by admin

The only two golf lessons you’ll ever need Part II

 

Lesson No. 1 has a story behind it. Dub Pagan was an old tour pro in West Palm Beach, Fla. who played against Snead, Hogan and Nelson in his time. I had never swung a golf club before, so I asked him for a lesson. I gave him 20 bucks, and he asked me to hit a few for him. I topped a couple of shots, and he said, “Stop – that’s enough. Here.” He handed me the $20 and said, “That’s the worst swing I’ve ever seen. Go take up some other sport. You’ll never be a golfer.”

I was so upset that I swore to practice like crazy to show him he was wrong. Within three years, I had a single-digit handicap.

Lesson No. 2 also has a story behind it. Another pro, this time a woman, couldn’t stop me from swaying during the swing. In frustration, she said, “Pretend you have a dime stuck between your ass cheeks, and you can’t let it fall out during the swing.”

I tried, but for the first couple of swings, I couldn’t get the right feeling, and it was impossible to squeeze your cheeks together with your legs spread apart at address. She explained that I was to only imagine squeezing the dime near the top of the backswing and also right before the club head contacted the ball. This derriere squeeze would supposedly keep my right hip and leg from swaying too far right on the backswing and my left hip and leg from swaying too far left at contact.

When she left the range to answer a phone call, I took a dime out of my pocket and shoved it … well, you can guess. I swung a few times and hit the ball pretty well. But then, before I could remove the dime from its new home, the pro returned. Unfortunately, the lesson lasted another 45 minutes, and try as I could to force it out, the dime stayed in place. You try to remove a dime from your ass in 90 percent humidity without your hands.

So what have you learned? You’ve learned that club pros are jerks and think they are better than you. Second, you’ve learned two secrets to good golf.

Lesson One: Have someone you respect tell you that you suck in golf.

Lesson Two: Pretend you have a dime stuck between your ass cheeks, and you can’t let it fall out during the swing.

Why, in no time, you’ll be a great golfer and can go around acting like a jerk.

Recommended Golf Clubs:

Taylormade Golf Clubs
Mizuno Golf Clubs

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